Lady Andrea realized her only hope for getting a quest was to find an
author who never wrote himself into the story (except for the unfortunate
incident in Episode 12457).
As Lots42 the Author, Sir Lots the Meddlesome Knight, and Sir Toby the Alleged Smeghead were childishly insulting and abusing one another, Andrea wandered off in search of her very own quest. Suddenly she tripped over a misplaced sword and found herself face down on the ground. Lamenting her luck, she was about to get up when she noticed a message scrawled in the dirt. Lady Andrea, thou art chosen to complete a Quest of Great Importance. Thou only art worthy and able to complete thy mission and fulfill thy destiny. Thy Quest is this: To find the Golden Dishcloth of Righteousness and use it to remove the Stains of Terrible Ickiness from the Holy Shield of Everything Admirable. Only then will the kingdom be a Well and Good Place to Live and Be Happy. Begin thy Quest, Lady Andrea, and may God go with thee. Lady Andrea sighed. She had been hoping for something a little more noble, something valiant and dangerous, a quest she could really sink her teeth into. "But," she decided, "you take what you can get, and who knows what perils this quest may be fraught with. It might not be that bad after all." And so Lady Andrea set out to seek the Golden Dishcloth of Righteousness. The most logical place to begin, of course, was...
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