Howard is mistaken for a Tickle Me Elmo doll (he does need to shave) and thus escapes being tossed into the murderous heat outside.
Several minutes later the heat wave passes to be replaced by a survivable sixty degrees.
Howard ventures home.
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Howard enters his front door and hugs his cat, Murderface.
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The variation in heat cracks a building in half; Howard is buried uninjured in debris.
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Howard realizes Main Street is full of boiled bodies. Gross.
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Minus sixty degrees. Howard is cyrogenically frozen and awakens four hundred years in the future.
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Wal-Mart security shoots at Howard because he forgot to pay for a 25 cent mint.
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