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The devil go's to his phone book and looks up the name "Erik Erenton". The
devil laughs. "Ha! They spelled Erik wrong. Sounds like another nerd to
me." And he is off. But Erik Erenton isn't another nerd. He's an African-American boy who is into Heavy Metal and sports (Yet he still does pretty well in school). Right now, he is at his house having a discusson with a friend...and that friend is you! "Oh no" thinks the devil. "I can't kill him right now! *Insert your name here* will suspect me, if he/she doesn't already." "You can't tell me you arn't concerned *insert your name here*." "Look" you say. "I'm sure all these deaths were just a coinsidence. "How can you say that?" He protest. "Look at the evidence! He's already killed Aaabraham Aaalborg, Bebby Bebson, Cecil Colohan, and Derdrick Dumbledore. All them were your friends and in alphebetecal order. And now I'm next!" "But you're forgetting Cristie Johnson" you say."WHAT?!" "Yeah, but you just met her on the same day Dedrick Dumbledore." says Eric. It couldn't have easily caused trouble for whosever trying to kill us all! "Your paranoid" you say sighing."Damn It!" thinks the devil. "This guy keeps getting friends even as I kill them. I've got to do something about this, but first, I must kill Erik here"
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