The devil's Hostage

Derdrikrulz!: As you can see, n00b, my golden, golden, addy, trimmed is standered for me. Unlike you, who have nothing *presses return* but steel trimmed armor. And look at your weapon! You-

Drdrikrulz!:Say what you want, n00b! You'll always be infuriour to my power! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Degenitron32:At least I don't live in my parent's basement!*walks away while Drdrikrulz! yells "n00b! n00ber! n00biest!"*.

"He grabs a bottle of water on his desk and chugs it down..or at least attempts to. After about one-fourth of the bottle was drank, he began to choke on it.

"I'm sure that their is a perfectly valid reason why Cecilsawzume is late". Perhaps he's feeling a bit under the whether, but I'd at least think he would leave me a message.

"Oh no" groans the devil. "Another Nerd! Could a guy who fought me in a battle and won really have friends like this?"

The devil slowly creeps over to the nerd's chair, but the nerd has a spaz attack (The guy raised the price to 25K) and started jumping around in circles. While he was doing that he caught a glimps of the devil, and when he did, his face when pale white, and he fainted.

The devil decides to use this oppurtunity for the best. He decides to take the nerd back to Hell with him and interrogate him for any information.

1. And so he does.
2. Instead, the devil ties the nerd up, and stays in his house. Once Derdrick wakes up, he'll torture him by making him watch his precious Limited Addition action figures get smashed to bits!
3. Before he can do so, the nerd wakes up.
4. The devil decides to just kill him. What use could a nerd be to him?
5. Runescape is still up on the computer. The devil wonders what those too love about it so much and gives it a try.

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