Damn Fine Coffee!

Beta Test Story - Episode 785

The devil decides to have some coffee while brooding over what to do next. It is, of course, hot as hell and black as the devil. He would have liked it to be sweet as an angel as well, but being the devil and all he's not even allowed to think the A word.

And no, I do not mean Asparagus.

  1. Even without sugar, the strong coffee makes him hyper.
  2. Quite unexpectedly, the coffee puts him to sleep. (It's decaf.)
  3. Him being a creature of hellfire, the coffee disintegrates in his belly before the caffeine has a chance to enter his body, and the drink has no effect at all.

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