Finding yourself

"Mother," you sigh, once again marveling at how young she looks. "I am your son!"

She gasps and stares wildly at you. "My son! I've found you!"

You shake your head and groan, then start explaining patiently once more that you haven't been missing, you just went to work.

1. She bursts into tears.
2. She starts laughing wildly.
3. She screams "I have no son!"
4. All of a sudden, she gets kidnapped by aliens. Well, that was a new one!
5. Sir Toby accosts you and calls you a rapscallion, whatever that may be.
6. John Cleese comes running over and slaps you with a halibut.
7. You get hit in the small of the back by a teal couch.

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