The Cow's Quest

... The King stood before the people and spoke:

"And so we send our most heroic warrier, a cow, to take Lord Fred's, Sir Toby's, Sir Josh's and Sir Paulito'sm Sir Insert Name Here's, Lady Andrea's, Princess Exotica's, Irena's, Lots42's, Sir Pozzo's, Lady Ragan's, Sir Adrian of Tetrilonia's, Sir Slide Rule's, Sir Exploding Donkey's, Sir Tom Cruise's and Sir Not Appearing in This Extend-a-Story's place and vanquish the most terrible dragon of the Southern Caves. For years the dragon has tormented our people. Burned our fields, taken our children, and been an all around mean dragon.

"Take this map. Use it to locate the entrance to the dragon's lair at the Southern Caves. May God be with you on your quest. And may God have mercy on everyone who have tried to conquer the dragon in the past."

...

The cow looks at the map again. "Mooooooooooooo..." The cow eats the map.

The cow looks up at the two entrances again. The cow tries to eat the two entrances, but they're not made out of grass

"Mooooooo," the cow says aloud. Which will it be?

1. The left entrance.
2. The right entrance.
3. Wait, aren't cows supposed to be female?
4. Suddenly, FIN FANG FOOM!!!!! appears out of nowhere. GRAH GHARAGH GRAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! KA-SMASH!!!!!!!!! The cow is not afraid. NEXTWAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!!!!!

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