"You shall be tried before a jury of twelve peers," the Grand Moff
announces. "The question is just, where do we find twelve
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princesses willing to betray their kingdoms?
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apprentice witches who have just lost their masters?
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male ninjas who came here through the Black Void and got changed into women?
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freckled redheads?
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incontinent women? (pee-ers, ge it?)
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little kittens too cute for words? I know you're not a kitten but my court wizard can make you one.
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chili hot dogs? I'll be too busy assembling a jury to eat later.
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