Scott pulled out his swiss army knife, intent on murder. "That's not a knife!" came Josh's cocky response. "THIS is a knife!" And, indeed, it was. Josh had pulled out a giant razor shop machete out of his Backpack of Infinite Usefulness®*, and proceeded to use this machete to brutally disembowel Scott, in a not unkind way. "There there," he said with a grin, as Scott's intestines unwound onto the hot desert sand, "rest now, my friend." The only thing that Beth and Krissy could do was scream. Josh ignored them, and continued on his way. "Shall we move on?" he asked, leaving them writhing on the ground in the death throes of dehydration.
* - He stole this backpack from someone in Perth. That person had bargained their very soul for it. They are not happy it is gone.
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