Finally dropped

"Piles of crap," says the demon. "Mountains of piles of crap!"

Fred looks on the bright side, only to realise that there isn't one. Picking up the almighty plastic shovel was easy. It was light, too light; it snaps as it plunges into the dung.

"HA HA HA HA!" snorts the demon. " I haven't seen anything this funny in forty thousand years, ha ha."

Fred loses it. He was always told Hell was a fun, happy place...or was that heaven, anyway? There are only two options: use his hands, or try to escape!

1. Fred throws a large pile of crap into the demon's face and makes a run for it.
2. Fred gets down on his hands and knees and starts moving the crap by hand.

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