I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know

Fred walks up and taps Lots42 on the shoulder. When Lots turns around, Lord Fred punches him right in the mouth. Lots collapses to the ground with a mess of blood and broken teeth pouring out of his mouth.

"Stupid, horrible jokes!" Lord Fred yells. "I've had enough of them! Belboz! Turn this cretin back into my sword, on the double!"

1. "I forget how to do it!" complains Belboz.
2. Lots whines for everyone to not laugh at his pain.
3. While waiting, Lord Fred tells the story about how he punched another man in the mouth at a ball celebrating King Emry.
4. Belboz instead summons forth a dentist and a doctor to tend to Lots42.

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