Lord Fred suddenly had a brilliant idea! He took up the halberd and used
its razor-sharp blade to hack up the body of the dragon warrior. He hacked
and hacked and hacked, blood and bits and organs flying everywhere. He was
spotted by two dragon warriors, but they wisely decided that they had way
too much vacation time stored up and fled. "HAHAHAH!" exclaimed Lord Fred, covering himself with the blood from the hacked up corpse. "All shall fall before me, for I am death! ARRGGGHHH!!!." Fred then threw the halberd like a spear, impaling a dragon warrior across the cave. Charging down a random tunnel, Fred cackled madly as he slew everyone who got in his way. Smuggler or dragon warrior alike, they all fell to this crazed madman. An hour later, those who had not fled the caves were dead. Some time later, Lord Fred laid down on the cool stone floor and chuckled as his battle rage dissipated. It was only then that he realized he was utterly covered in blood and various unsavory bits. What had happened?
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