Why Reaibn is Awesome: Introduction

Reaibn, also known as Lord Reaibn, has a long and varied history of kindness to strangers, including Adam Sandler here, who he pushed from out of the way of an out of control tour bus.

(Adam Sandler, reigning in his usual wackiness)

That's right, Reaibn saved my life that day. I offered him millions in appreciation, but he told me that would cheapen his act of kindness. At the time this made me want to punch him in the mouth, but now I think it was just the latest in a long string of kind deeds. I made it my mission to look into this guy, and what I found led me to the inevitable conclusion that he is indeed, super awesome. We share that with you on this special.

(Adam then farts, but Morgan manages to ignore it)

(Morgan Freeman, smiling)

Even better, many say, are Reaibn's contributions to extendable story sites, or Addventures if you will. Since the early '00s, Reaibn has contributed countless times to interesting storylines, coming up with new and varied plot twists tirelessly, even when people won't expand them, thus frustrating his intended overall arc.

(Adam Sandler, making armpit fart noises, and speaking in an annoying high pitched squeaky voice)

Thats right! From Addventure to Horsehockey, to the Never Ending Quest, he never gave up writing interesting storylines for everyone to enjoy.

(Morgan Freeman, staring at Adam Sandler, but then smiles and looks back at the camera)

Finally, Reaibn took it upon himself, with the aid of another author, the venerable Ben McClellan, to revive Horsehockey. Thus, he gave us all another enjoyable interactive fiction site that will no doubt be fun for decades to come. For all these reasons, and more, we are celebrating Reaibn's awesomeness today. Join us over the next four hours as we cover in minute, excrutiating detail all of Reaibn's super awesomeness.

(Adam Sandler is jumping up and down and laughing and clapping his hands. Morgan Freeman sighs)

1. "Four Hours?!" exclaims Scott, and then he smashes in the TV.
2. They watch the commercial break.
3. Josh fixes a snack in the kitchen.
4. In Soviet Russia, a snack fixes you.
5. Reaibn comments about how this is the best show he has ever seen.
6. Reaibn is reprimanded severely for this self-serving episode.
7. "I was driving that bus!' yells Josh. "It would have been a service to humanity!"

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