Will the Episode Be Extended? By and By, Lord, By and By

2. Opening doors is for dorks. You decide not to open the door.

It wasn't terribly well-written, but it was the best he could do under the circumstances.

Eventually, the Addventure Police left the house, although not after confiscating most of his snack food. Still, his episode was written now. It was a little short, but it was promising. Now to see whether anyone would extend it. He spent most of the rest of the day staring at the computer screen, checking his email to see whether anyone had extended his episode. But nothing came. At 3 in the morning he finally dragged himself off to bed and dreamed of checking his email again and again.

When he woke up, the first thing he did was run over to his computer and check his email. A gigantic grin spread across his face. His episode had been extended! He furiously clicked the email and then the extension link, and found that it was:

1. A good comedic episode.
2. A good dramatic episode with lots of story potential.
3. A good episode, but he can't continue it because he has writer's block! Oh no!
4. A long, unfunny troll episode with no paragraph breaks, which he hopes was written by a 14-year-old boy because the alternative is too depressing to contemplate.
5. Spam advertising pills which give you the power of flight. Sir Josh ponders whether or not to buy them.
6. A long screed insulting his mother, written by the Dragon.
7. A conspiracy theory post about how lawn gnomes rule the world. The evidence is disturbingly plausible.
8. A letter from his future self telling him to stand on the Statue of Liberty's torch on midnight in three days or the Earth would be destroyed. Huh?

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