This episode rated MA for gratuitous violence and mayhem

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 79988

"No, really" says Fred, his eye twitching slightly, " what is up with your accent." The shopkeeper looks at Fred and shrugs, placing Fred's sword down for a moment. He then lunges at Lord Fred with a concealed knife, slicing open his cheek.

"Do nae insult me accent!" he yells dramatically. "its me own, and I sware to ye that ill talk 'ow I want."

Fred boggles at the man, blood streaming out of his cheek. "You have cut me, you smarmy bastard! And as for your accent, its changing! Its not even consistent." The man snarls then lunges at Lord Fred again, but Fred grabs the nearest available object (the cash box on the counter), and counter-attacks by... slamming the man in the side of the head.

The blacksmith collapses upon the table, blood running out of his ears. "I swear!" yells Lord Fred. "it is positively impossible to find good help nowadays." he then hits the blacksmith two or three more times in the head with the cash box until he collapses onto the floor. Fred then grabs a sword labeled 'Enchanted - Cost 1000 Gold' and takes it with him as he leaves. Way to go, you noble knight you!


And then, Fred...

  1. reports a horrible beating at the magistrate's office.
  2. goes to the nicest armor store in town, sees if that shopkeeper wants to get smart with him.
  3. decides to use a heavy cash box as his weapon from now on. He tries to get one enchanted, with hilarious results!
  4. heads back to the dragons cave! He has a quest to finish.
  5. kills off the blacksmiths family (wait, what?)

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