Yes, it's ex-president Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon, temporarily breaking
his illuminati cover to say a few words over the funeral of his good friend
and former CREEP member, Scott Chen.
He steps behind the podium, grips it silently, and takes a deep
breath...
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"Alas, poor Scott," he begins. "I knew him well..."
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He proceeds to deliver a touching, deeply moving eulogy.
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He proceeds to deliver a hackneyed, disinterested eulogy.
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He proceeds to deliver a rambling, hallucinatory, psychotic rant that may or may not have anything to do with Scott, or with reality, for that matter.
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DRUM SOLO!!!
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Before he can speak, he's assassinated by a member of the Klown Kollective.
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Nobody much cares, though some of them try their best.
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Something else equally insane.
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