Just lion around

"Lion fur," Nalsa explained. "The best there is."

An unpleasant thought struck the princess. "Hang one! You're not turning me into a lioness, are you?"

"Just giving you fur," the lion answered. "But there is no need to fear the consequences of being a lioness around me. I'm... not into that sort of thing."

She stared at him. "You're GAY?!"

"I'm a god!" he growled.

She scratched her furry brow thoughtfully. "Gods don't boink?" He shook his head. "Not even a little? I mean, to kickstart life as we know it or something?"

"I already told you I created the world from a mean guitar riff, right?"

Astra decided not to inquire further about how a four-legged lion without thumbs could play the guitar. After an awkward silence he continued:

"And you have nothing to fear from other lions. You see, you have my fur. Other lions will see your mane and think you are a stunted male."

Astra bristled. "Who are you calling stunted?"

"Anyone without a lion's body actually. Besides it's good camouflage. No enemy who glimpses you will realize that you're a daughter of Eve."

"And what if they did, what would be so bad about that?"

"Allow me to shed some light on that matter," a voice said. They looked around and saw a sinister figure stride into the clearing.

1. It was Sidaj the witch.
2. It was Mirguam the wolf.
3. It way Yrogid's uncle Werdna.
4. It was a boy called Ecatsue, and he almost deserved it.
5. It was Mr. Siwel.
6. It was Hsoj Knabrub.

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