In fact, without Josh around to kiss couches and cram french fries down
his pants, lonliness was kind of preferable. Scott called up some old
friends but since he did not know where the staircase room was, they could
not come over.
Scott decided to pass the time by flushing himself down the world's
smallest toilet.
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It fails.
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It works.
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He is prevented from touching it by the world's smallest midget, who is also the world's angriest man.
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Scott is distracted by a floor to ceiling wall of buttons he had never noticed until now. Overcome by joy, Scott leaps into the air, bodyslamming the wall and pressing exactly four hundred and one buttons at once.
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Scott pushes the toilet lever and turns into Jebidiah Burbank, Josh's Civil War era ancestor and only human more insane then Josh.
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Wait, what room was the world's smallest toilet in?
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CRUNCH. Scott gets porcelain slivers in his thumb and rushes off to the Staircase Room Holographic Doctor (who looked like Kate from Lost).
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