Striding Purposefully Backwards

Thank the gods for that conveniently placed modern restroom that was installed deep within the cavern, right next to the conveniently located Starbucks, Wendy's, Home Depot, Barnes & Noble, Walmart, Texas Roadhouse, and the numerous other retail and restaurant chains that have somehow been set up deep underground.

Now what?

1. Before Fred can leave, someone else rushes in and banishes him to another dimension.
2. ...chains? How?
3. Stop for a bite to eat.
4. Slay the dragon as he shops at the cave's Hot Topic.
5. Forget about Fred. What's Sir Toby up to now?

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