Introduction of Princess As-, a war-, who can cast powerful fi-

"You are quite more beautious than the zombie, although I don't think you'd help much in a battle." Fred said, stroking his chin.

"Actually I'm a war-" The maiden began, only to have Fred interrupt.

""You're a whore? Anyway, it is my duty as a knight to protect innocent civilians. Alright, you can come!" Fred smiled and nodded.

"I thank you, sir knight. My name is As-" She began, only to have Fred interrupt again.

"Your name is 'Ass'?" Fred laughed and kept talking, "Well, anyway, Ass, the zombie is sworn to follow me, so we have to kill it to be able to go on."

"Well, that's easy! I can cast my very powerful fi-" The maiden began, only to have Fred interrupt again.

"I don't think casting out your fishing line will be much help here, Ass, and I don't see one either. I suppose I'll have to cut down the zombie myself!" Fred says.

Fred sees the zombie lumbering the down the corner, so he rushes at the zombie, and with one mighty swing...

1. ...deals almost no damage to the zombie at all.
2. ...destroys it easily.

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