After Fred has been introduced to the library system...
Fred sighed, having nothing to do but read some of the books. It was so boring, that Fred had begun to write obscene messages in them. How to Prepare Humans 4 seckz! First, lick them seckshually!, this will help tenderize them for the cooking OF LUv in BEd! . When dropping them in the boiling pot, (slang 4 vry, vry, hawt seckz bed)! be careful not to rip any bits off, becuz it getz prty nazty in bed! there are many ways to cook like in the lotus position, the vipar pozishun, which can all be describe on Page 44, seckz posishunz for dumies .
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