Virgin

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 59556

Of course, thought Checkers. Dragons can never resist virgins. Their pure innocence made them taste so much better. (See, it turns out sex releases certain liquids into the body that stay there).
But a virgin down here...

  1. Fred admits he is a virgin.
  2. Checkers, part of the 'Don't use it or lose it' campaign (complete with buttons and more annoying slogans) admits she is a vrigin.
  3. Fred cackles and says they are going to have to kidnap one. Checkers is unsure if he is kidding.
  4. Checkers is not a virgin. Fortunately, thanks to a rounding up of chickens, she has a stone that can summon her nineteen year old self to here and now for five minutes. (Stupid spells were a problem in Genua).
  5. Due to badly-written reader email demands, here is the boring story of the livestock roundup Checkers performed. Okay, there is one goat attack and a kid pukes on a duck. But that's it.

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