Elvis Ate America

When he comes to, Fred notices that the stage is soaked in blood, and not only did he slaughter the dragon during his rampage, but he also relieved the tall, purple-haired guitarist and the attractive blonde keyboardists of at least two of their limbs apiece.

A few hardcore fans are pressed against the stage screaming their heads off for an encore, but the rest of the building's occupants have fled for their lives. Amazingly, no one in the audience got hurt.

1. Not to worry. The musicians can still join Def Leppard.
2. Fred, egged on by the remaining audience members, picks up the guitar and starts to sing.
3. The police and SWAT team members storm the place.
4. Fred puts the two band members out of their misery by stabbing them in the heart.
5. G.G. Allin runs out. Fred, startled, decapitates him before he can crap on the stage!

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