Soilent Fred

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 591

Fred lept upon the stage hefting his sword high into the air ready to bring it down upon the strangely small dragon. Unfortunately the dragon was faster and with a swoooosh of its fiery breath Fred lay incinerated upon the wooden floor.

"Cool, dude," said the purple-haired guitarist. "Can you change me into a juju bean?"

"Uh, later," answered the dragon who then began to scoop up the mortal remains of the Lord of Suffex. After he was placed inside an urn the jam session continued without further interruption.

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Later that night the dragon dragged it's tired tail back to its lair within the Caverns and, placing the urn on its night table, went to sleep. The next morning the dragon awoke and had its breakfast of grilled frog legs, raw salmon eggs, and fried virgin. Even as it was chewing the hearty meal down, it contemplated what it should do with its new acquisition. It thought of going down to the local swap-meet and selling it; 'Knight in a Jar' had a nice ring to it. It thought about using it to fertilize its mushroom garden. It even thought about wrapping it up and sending it to its Uncle Tiberius who lived out in the Range of Terribly High & Nasty Mountains.

  1. The young dragon finally decided to.....

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