Suicide is Painless...

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 585

Fred cut his wrists with the dagger. "Death, come to me now!" he shouted. But nothing happened! He looked down and discovered that his wounds were healing faster than he could make them!

A voice suddenly appeared in his ear. "Fred...thou hast killed thy own kin. Thy punishment is...immortality!"

  1. Fred responds "Immortality? How is that a punishment?"
  2. Fred screams in agony: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  3. Fred shrugs and continues on his way.
  4. Fred attempts even more extreme forms of suicide.

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2/17/1999 5:12:00 PM

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