Fred ventures for some time. He challenges a pair of door gaurds to a game
of 'Hearts And Stones'. He rescues a damsel from a mud trap and finds her
gateway home. (Fred would have gone if he hadn't seen her fellows on the
other side). He saved the Fates themselves from an evil sorcerer and even
spent an hour or two on another world conversing with a strange mannered
wizard named Matthew Mantrell. Oddly enough he seemed to think Fred had
come from a crate with glass! But it was easy to tell the powerful man was
a force for good so he let the oddity slip by.
Soon it came time to confront the lizard. He found the creature in a tall cavern, one that could easily drawf the castle proper. It had a pond on the left and a forest of mushrooms on the right. In the middle was the lizard.
The dragon is facing away from Lord Fred. It is hunched over, straining. "God!" it says. "I shouldn't have eaten all those giraffes! They always give me constipation!"
Fred ran for the dragon's rear. It's orifice was vulnerable to stabbing!
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