Policeman are assholes.

"Hey! Just what's going on? All dragon's are evil!" Fred tried to explain himself.

"What about Munschen the dragon? He's a good fellow." Said a policewoman to her two comrades.

"Well, the knight does have a point. 95% of dragons are evil..." Said the grizzled, old policeman.

"He's still wrong though!" A young, newly recruited told them.

"Umm... hello? Since when was killing dragons a crime?" Fred asked, wondering when killing dragons became a crime.

"Today. The bill was passed an hour ago." The grizzled, old policeman replied, casually.

"And you got to the cave this fast?" Fred raised an eyebrow.

"Yup." The policewoman said.

1. "Okay..." Fred says, "I surrender."
2. "Okay..." Fred says, "I won't kill the dragon, but I won't allow you to arrest me."
3. "Okay..." Fred says, "I'm going to kill all you stupid assholes."

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