You Tell Your Maw
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45524
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“MAW! GIT YER ASS OVER HERE!” you scream obnoxiously. “ERIC KANTONA DONE
QUIT THIS HERE NEVER ENDIN’ QUEST, SHO’ ‘NUFF!” Your mother, a fat, toothless old hag who smells of stale urine and whiskey, waddles accross the rat-infest mobile home and beats you over the head with a frying pan. “SHUT THE @*!% UP!” “OW, MAW!”“SHUT YER DIRTY MOUTH, YOUNGIN’! GIT OFF THAT COMPUTIR AND GO GIT YOU A JOB, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!” “AW, MAW!” you protest. “I DON’T NEED NO JOB!”Your mother beats you again. “SHUT THE @*!@ UP! YOU %@#$ING NO GOOD !@#%ING PIECE OF GOD DAMN @!@&# I’LL BEAT THE @#$@! OUTTA YER !@$#@& IF YOU DON’T GET YERSELF A !@#$ING JOB YOU !@#& !^%@^%&#%^! !*&& AND $#&%*%!@ YOU &*$@! ^$&#$&!$^ I'LL KICK YOUR &!$#&%$!&$ IF ^#@!^$@&^%$!^$ AND @&$!&%^$~&$ YOU STUPID @&~^$@$~&$! SHIT!” You sulk your way out of the trailer, fighting back the tears. Eric Kantona just quit NEQ, and all your maw cares about is you making some cash money. This world just isn’t fair.
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