Okay, really now. Headless corpse fucking down by the railroad yard? Mood rings? Putting a weenis into someone's front bottom? Static little man-child? Jesus Christ, who wrote this shit anyway?
Hold that thought...got a message in my inbox:
It was me! My name is Sparky, and I aspire to be a great addventure extendable fiction writer of fiction! But I don't like reading those porno episodes, they make me blush and also make me feel funny "down there", so I spice it up with great jokes that always make my friends at school laugh. Your looking at the next great star writer at Horsefeathers, so you better not make fun of my amazing writing where the horror can never be described!
Sparky Mctittlebaum, the UnGoth
I see. Don't give up the day job, kid.
Regardless, we will entertain your rather worn out idea of one lonely "ScottSperm" (REALLY now?!) reaching Krissy's ovum thanks to their not practicing safe sex, resulting in a baby boy named Steve being born nine months later.
How do Scott and Krissy react to the birth of their first child?
2/16/2014 9:00:30 PM
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