Amy stood there scratching her butt, which was a lot easier since she wasn't wearing pants.
The spider had reemerged, but she was a safe distance from the web. "Oh well," she thought, "I guess I'll just have to get used to the cold."
Suddenly a siren sounded, shrill and sharp, piercing the chilly cavern air. Amy looked around, but she couldn't see any device it might be coming from.
Something sticky began spraying her back. Amy spun around and found herself face-to-face with a spider three times the size of the one on the web! She tried to run, but the webbing the spider was spraying onto her had snared her legs. She fell to the ground, and the giant spider was soon upon her.
It was one of Nature's tender moments. The male spider, dwarfed by his massive mate, had issued a piercing mating call and offered the giant female a nuptial gift, a near-naked coed. While the female spider spun a cocoon around Amy, the male mounted his mate and did the deed.
Amy turned out to be pretty tender too. She was a lot juicier than the goblins and orcs that the spider was used to, while being far more flavorful than your average bear or velociraptor. The spider had no problem digesting her undergarments, and was particularly pleased to have a humanoid that didn't require peeling.
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