Arrested!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 40987
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After saying that, Fred begins gingerly fondling himself. A broad grin
crosses his face. But that’s when there’s a flash, blinding the three of you. After it subsides some blue-clad Story Cops, three of them to be precise, materialize before you. It’s about damn time. “Okay, folks, fun’s over,” says the tallest of three with a thick Irish accent. “We’ve been turning a blind eye to this ridiculous thread for long enough.” He produces a billy-club and advances on you. The three of you blink in unison.“Hey, great,” you say with a sigh. “I was hoping some order would come to this hellish experience...” You are promptly bashed in the head with the club. “I don’t want to hear any lip from any of you,” the officer says threateningly, continuing to brandish his weapon. “You’re just another hooligan, up to your typical hooliganism.”After the stars subside, you begin backing away... “I’m a victim! I’m an innocent...” Again, the cop bashes you in the skull. “I said shut up, hooligan!”And so, the three of you are arrested and charged with a slew of crimes (how they manage to subdue the Dragon and even find cuffs big enough for it is beyond you). It’s not your fault, of course, but that of the twisted authors who wrote this demented storyline. But the police won’t hear anything of it. Hours later, you find yourselves in a general holding cell at NEQ Maximum Security Penitentiary. You are told your court date will be in two days. Luckily, those enormous balls of yours help you to cope with the situation without any fear. But how to pass the time?
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