How smart is Lord Fred, honestly?

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 40797

Fred banged and smacked at that door until the dog Vellus was so embarrased to be around him that he walked away.

"This time," nodded Fred surprisingly optimistic and he hit the door once more.

Suddenly the door swung open and angry looking troll wearing a dressing gown stood there. "What!?" cried the troll "What!? What's so god damned important!?"

"Do you not recognise your better!" cried Fred

"Well if by better you mean you, then - no," snarled the troll

"How dare you!" cried Fred as he raised his sword "Have at you!" he yelled as he swung the sword through the troll so that he was completely in half.

"Oh god!" yelled the troll in pain "What have you done, you insane git!?"

"My lord," said Fred "You're still alive? You must be invincible!"

"Invincible!?" cried the troll "You've sliced me in half you bastard! You've ruined my life! Chicks won't like me now, god I can't even walk,"

"Oh, poos and wees," swore Fred "I'm coming in."

And in he came.

  1. He walked into the afterlife.
  2. He walked into an oasis.
  3. He walked into the dragon's lair.
  4. He walked into an oversized pencil case, named Jim.

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