Hobbits

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 38912

The hobbits were always one for company and began telling Fred long, excessively detailed stories about people he knew nothing about. The others huddled and made plans for something to do with a volcano and a hobbit who smells bad. Since all these hobbits smelled bad, Fred paid little attention to anything but the story. He was enthralled.

  1. "And then what did little Mosey Joe do when the apples fell on his sister?"
  2. "And then what did Georgiana say when the fireworks tent exploded?"
  3. "Who had sex with the chimney?" As usual, the worst question is asked when the entire bar is quiet. Everyone stares. An orc farts softly.
  4. Fred's brain shuts down, sector by sector.
  5. So secretly, not even the elves notice, Fred falls in love.
  6. Fred springs up, then starts running around the room for no reason, screeching hysterically and not actually waving or moving his arms at all.

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