Fred tries to fight back against the Grim Reaper. He unsheathes his
sword and aims a blow at the Reaper's head. However the blade simply
passes through his adversary as if through thin air.
The Reaper laughs, grimly.
"No mortal weapon can harm me." it intones mockingly, "nor can the hand of man cause me harm."
It is at this point that Fred has one of his very occasional brainwaves. "No mortal weapon, eh? The hand of man?".
Just then Fred trips and tumbles forward. The Reaper leans forward to catch Fred in his fall.
"Sucker!" Fred roars, grabbing his adversary's cloak in both hands and placing a swift knee in Death's wherewithalls.
The Reaper drops as if poleaxed and lies curled up on the ground, whimpering like a wounded dog.
"Now, where were we?" Fred smiles
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