She could remember nothing, not even yesterday... Her Quest? This damned
map. Why did it have to be so confusing? ... The King stood before the people and spoke:“And so we send our most heroic warrior, the lanky, blue-eyed, blonde Liza Maddox , to vanquish the most terrible dragon of the Southern Caves. For years the dragon has tormented our people. Burned our fields, taken our children, and been an all around mean dragon. “Miss Maddox, take this map. Use it to locate the entrance to the dragon's lair at the Southern Caves. May God be with you on your quest.”... Liza looked at the map again. She was very confused. A minute ago she was whoring herself out to the oriental kid from her med shcool class for the answers to the next test on the left lymphatic duct, and now she stood in front of two cave entrances, with a map in her hand. She was ill-prepared to explore: she had no supplies, no weapons - she wasn’t even wearing any underwear. All she had on were her designer shoes, trendy blue jeans, and skanky t-shirt.Liza looked up from the map, viewing the two entrances again. The map didn't say anything about two entrances. “I can't just stand here forever. I suppose I'll have to choose one. Which will it be?”
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