"Ha!" Fred laughed aloud. "Me go mad? What a preposterous thought! I'm
far too noble to go mad." He put the thought out of his mind and struck
up a conversation with a nearby octopus.
"I say my good friend," the octopus blurbled as it cleaned its ear with a fountain pen, "have you slain the dragon yet?" "No," sighed Fred, straightening his bowtie. "Bloody difficult creature to get ahold of. I'm sure if I could only find the damn thing I'd have it slain in no time." "No problem," called a sofa as it floated by, "he's right behind you." Sure enough, when Fred turned around he saw the dragon hiding behind a box of toothpicks. "Aha! I've got you now, you foul thing!" cried Fred as he opened the box of toothpick and stabbed the dragon with one. "No!" wailed the dragon as it slowly melted into a pool of hot fudge, which Fred than dove naked into and swam around. Several lizards and a tortoise were also swimming in the pool, which was of a very comfortable temperature. A passing grapefruit said hello.
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