"What do you mean, I can't get into Heaven?" Sir Paulito yells.
"That's what the book says! You have too many sins! You can go to Purgatory for a thousand years or you can just go to hell!"
"Sheesh." says Paulito. "You don't have to be such an ass about it."
"Oh, yeah, like that will get you in."
Sir Paulito sits down on the ground.
"What are you doing?" says Lord Fred.
"I'm not going to Purgatory for a thousand years and I'm definitely not going to hell."
Lord Fred slammed the book shut and marched over to Sir Paulito.
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Lord Fred kicks Sir Paulito into Purgatory.
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Lord Fred kicks Sir Paulito into hell.
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Lord Fred attempts to move Sir Paulito but Paulito doesn't budge.
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Lord Fred is dragging Sir Paulito around when Paulito whips out his sword and decapitates Lord Fred.
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God comes up to see what all the commotion is.
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