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Lord Fred, manning Saint Peter's post at the gates of heaven, lets Sir Paulito in even though he wasn't really supposed to.
A few minutes later, Sir Lots approached. Lord Fred didn't know much about this man, but he greeted him anyway.
"Greetings, Sir Lots. What happened to you?"
"Oh, not much." he said, as he put down the beige and red duffel bag he had a habit of carrying. "I was just sent to kill the dragon after everyone else got killed off. I died when a bunch of rocks fell on my head. Can I get into heaven, Lord Fred? Hey, that rhymed."
"Let's look in the book." Lord Fred flipped to the L's. "Aha!" he thought, as he saw a piture of Lots. The six-foot tall man was screaming as a giant boulder the size of a throne descended for his head. "Sins. Off topic posts. Adding options to episode for no discernible reason. Rampant ego gratification by putting himself into many situations. Too much pie. Didn't help old ladies cross the street. Lingered too long over the brassiere advertisements at the local lingerie shop. This dude is destined for at least a thousand years in Purgatory."
Lord Fred didn't want to send anyone to Purgatory. Sure, the guy wasn't real familar to him but...Purgatory was boring. All people did was sit around and feel despondent. And Sir Lots did try and kill the dragon. Wasn't that enough to warrant being let into Heaven?
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Lord Fred sends Sir Lots to Purgatory.
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Lord Fred lets Sir Lots into Heaven.
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Lord Fred banishes Sir Lots to Hell even though he wasn't supposed to go there.
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