Lots42 presses the 'Create' button. The AOL icon on the upper right corner of his browser spins and spins. And spins. Nothing happens. The browser screen is empty. The icon spins. And spins. And spins.
The icon keeps spinning as Lots42 stares at it. And he sits there. And sits there. Minutes pass. Hours pass. Days pass. Lots42 is fired from his job. His dog is taken in by caring releatives. The dishes build up. The food slowly vanishes. Lots42 sits there. Relatives come by and put birthday cakes in front of Lots42. He dully blows them out. The icon spins. Lots42 grows hair down the floor. His beard reaches his waist. The icon spins. His back bends, wrinkles form and his hair falls out. Hovercars are invented. A colony on Mars is formed. World peace is achieved. Everyone else on the planet gets ISQR lines (80 billion bytes per second). Extend A Story fills up to eight million episodes (excluding the ones overtaken by Lots42's episode). Lots42 misses out on the ten thousand page epic battle between Lord Fred and the dragon. He misses out on Velus' wedding and Astra's pregnancy and the King's passing and Alicia's ascendence into goddess-hood and... Finally...ninety years later...
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8/2/1999 8:51:03 AM
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