I need a Vendetta!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 32705

Reaibn walks out of the passageway, not hitting himself in the face with a tattered paperback copy of Vendetta by Peter David. He walks right into the Staircase room, has a seat, and holds up a hand as if to forestall any questions.

"Look," he says, "I don't want to hear it. I am plenty pissed off. I lost my magical powers in a card game with Sir Seeker, and my precious Vendetta to Charlie Sheen over some random dice rolls. So, I am in no mood. No adventures, no exploding anything, no random crap. Just give me the remote, and some food from a fresh box."

Scott and Josh look at each other, then back at Reaibn, then back at each other, then at Reaibn, then Scott looks at the posters on the wall, then Josh passes out stone cold on the floor. Reaibn sighs and starts looking for the remote himself.

Several Hours Pass

Scott finally 'ahems' and ventures to speak. "Um, Reaibn ol' buddy?"

"Yes?" says Reaibn, looking at him and cocking an eyebrow.

"I thought you had found a way back to Horsehockey. What happened?"

At this, Reaibn slams a fist into his leg and grimaces "Let us just say that 'Bob's Portals 'R' Us' is a giant sham. It didn't send me back to our Horsehockey, it sent me back to a world comprised of horses who play hockey. It was horrifying. They tried to eat Vendetta! Escaping from there was quite the tale..." but then he turns back to the television.

What happens next?

  1. Reaibn tells Scott the story about how he escaped from the world of horses playing hockey
  2. Josh wakes up, goes to a random box of food, and pulls out... a tattered copy of Vendetta by Peter David!
  3. Sir Seeker appears in a flash of green light. He is wearing identical copies of Reaibns extravagant robes. "Man, these powers are great!" he exclaims.
  4. Reaibn, Josh, and Scott in the Staircase room
  5. Jasper and Sara show up with Skip Hitler, Dan Danger, and Mr. Qrygg. Oh, and they bring a Starbucks with them.
  6. Scott, defying Reaibn, explodes. Reaibn sighs and yells at Josh to clean it up.
  7. Josh and Scott both explode. Reaibn waits until they walk back into the room, and tells them to clean themselves up (literally)

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