Deep on the sixth level of hell, behind a locked door made from the bones of small children, down a tunnel lines with the skin of nuns, is a small pit. This pit had been carved in a dirty floor. It was twenty feet deep and twenty feet wide. The flames inside the pit were seven feet high. In these flames writhed the soul of Lord Fred, doomed to burn for all eternity.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" screamed Lord Fred as he waved his arms. "AAAAAAUUURGH!!" he screamed, running around frantically. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
This screaming went on and on and on.
Author's Note: Okay, Lord Fred is in hell and is screaming a lot. Where can we go with this? It is kind of boring.
Lord Fred fell to his knees. "AAAUUUGHH!" he bellowed as his eyeballs burst yet again.
7/20/1999 9:33:24 PM
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