Fred the Errand Boy

"There is no one else in our Kingdom who can reach the Kingdom of Hyrule," the King explained. "I wish I could help you, but I know nothing about the spiritual plane. Go with God."

Fred embarked upon his journey. For seven days and seven nights he walked through an endless tunnel with no light or sound. Then he crossed a desert planet scorched by a molten sun and ultraviolet radiation, to finally reach an underground river temple.

In the temple he was confronted by a giant sword, which hovered in the air and seemed most unfriendly. "Why hast thou come here?" it inquired in an inhuman voice.

"I need to get to Hyrule and enlist the aid of a great hero to save my country." Fred explained.

"And why canst thou do this yourself?"

"Uh... I'm kinda dead, as you can see..."

The sword seemed to think about this. Then it said...

1. "Sorry, no dice. Go back and do the quest yourself."
2. "Fine, have it your way. You may proceed to the Catacombs of Sorrow, which links to the interdimensional nexus from this place.
3. "Take me in your hand."
4. "Die, infidel!"
5. "First you must answer this riddle."
6. "Wait, I dont understand what you're talking about. Explain again?"
7. "Muahahahahaha"

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