Zsdfgxlg ? I can't even come up with a decent title.

"Enjoying the posterrsssssss?" it hissed. "We have a creativity contest every month to see who can come up with the bessst ones."

"Ah," said Lord Fred, not entirely comfortable in the presence of this person/ creature. Indeed, the temperature had dropped at least ten degrees since it came near him. "Well, yes, they are quite amusing and.. uh.. inspirational. Yes."

"I did the one about it being too dark, can't be too careful with eyesight you know."

"Of course, of course. Ah, hmmm. I need to be... somewhere else. Can you point me in the direction of.. not here?" asked Fred, slowly backing up from the creature, yes, creature. Fred was sure of it, for it seemed to have more than two legs under that robe.

"Oh come now, sir," said the thing, in a hurt tone. "You just got here, to the majestic dark temple of Zsdfgxlg, and it's just about time for afternoon tea. Please take tea with us, and we will discuss how you came to be here, and your options going forward." the creature then made a hissing sound, and walked a few steps towards Fred, an ominous click-clack made upon the stone.

1. Fred runs away screaming. "That's not very nice," says the creature, insulted.
2. Fred agrees to go to tea. After all, he has nowhere else to go.
3. Fred draws his sword and runs the thing through. "Take that, evil spawn of hell!" he shouts.
4. Another creature shows up. "Who's this then?" it says, "tea is ready, quit lollygagging!"
5. Something even more disturbing happens, shockingly disturbing...

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