So dead Fread... ded Fred... Oh you know who I mean! He kept wandering around the mixed up afterlife that was neither Heaven nor Hell. He took to calling it Hellven, but it never caught on, so after a few millennia he gave it up. One fine day (as it were) he came across some other dead people building a shack. He strolled over to see what they were up to, realizing a bit too late that they were evil people. "There's one now," the leader said. "Come here, lad!" "What do you want?" Fred asked intelligently (?), seeing as he was already surrounded. Not that they could do anything to him, being dead and all. The leader pointed to the door of the just-finished shack and said: "Rush in!" "Why?" "Because you're a fool! We're trying to create a place where the angels can't come, and everyone knows that angels fear to tread where fools rush in." Fred pondered. "Isn't it 'Fools rush in where angels fear to tread"?" he asked.
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