Alternative Forms of Payment
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 26754
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Belboz leans back, belching, as Fred finishes his last nacho. "Belboz, my
friend," he says, chugging some ale, "You are right. This food is great.
And their napkins are extra absorbent. I needed them... you know, when I
killed that man." Belboz nods absently "Yes, slaughtered him, screaming, blood, got it..." and then Jenny walks up to the table. "Will that be separate checks this evening or all together?" she asks, causing Fred and Belboz to both raise their eyebrows. The dragon doesnt give its minions free food? Preposterous! He really is evil! "Um...Jenny" says Fred,with a strange look in his eye "do you accept alternate forms of payment?" Belboz knew that look, and cast a minor shielding spell to cover his side of the table. he then smiled at Jenny and began staring at a patch of cave moss intently. "Well we take all of the currencies of the kingdoms, precious metals, and ... aaaagagghhhhH!!!" she screams as Fred has calmly taken his steak knife and cut open her neck. Blood splatters everywhere as she falls to the floor, writhing in pain. Fred gets down besides her and makes hushing sounds as he carves off her ears and stuffs them in her mouth. He then stabs her about twenty seven times, a blank stare on his face. Finally, he grabs some napkins and wipes himself off and sits down again. "Hey Belboz," he says, "I took care of the check. You want dessert?"
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Lord Reaibn Daenorth
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