AF Pegasus Horseshoes - Go Get You Some Funky Fresh Horseshoes TODAY !

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 22617



From out of the deep mines and quarries in the misty mountains of Aqualaria the strongest horseshoes made on earth are offered to you, the Allarian consumer! AF Pegasus Horseshoes!

For over 500 years, we've been bringing you industry standard setting products, a value no one else can offer at any other price! And now we make horseshoes! 9 out of 10 equines prefer AF Pegasus to the leading brands, and the word is out! Just listen to these personal testimonies from people - just like yourself - who've discovered the great value AF Pegasus offers:



"Aint never seen me no horseshoe that done last none longer than this 'ere AF Pegasus horseshoe, fo' shore!" - Wuffa the commoner.

"Let me ax you sumfin, you fiddin' get yo ride on!? Get you some AF Pegasus Horshoe, g-skillet home fry, ya HEARD!? You be thankin' yoself later, fo' shore!"- Anna the Harlet.

"Yo, my damn horse done broke down! Why!? Cuz I aint got me no fly AF Pegasus Horshoes to floss around wif! Damn! If only I done got me some! Fo' shore!" - Wilhelm the escape convinct.

"YO-dem Aqualarian b*@#%es are HOT! Ya'll seen that b!@#* on the AF Pegasus logo!? I gots to get me some of that a#$%^@mother $%@&^ f%!!@%$#! and $%^#% yo, fo' shore!" - Cedrik the pervert.



FO' SHORE! You heard it! AF Pegasus got street-cred! Go down to your local AF Pegasus Outlet Store and get you some! Fosheezy!

  1. Fred sighed - the lengths these corporations would go to to market their products to the troubled youth! It was appalling!

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