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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 21627

“To stick up the Dragon’s nose.”

“Why would you want to do that?”

“The vitamin B, combined with whatever it is that makes a banana yellow, causes a dragon's lungs to explode.”

“Ha ha ha! How silly! Who told you that?”

“You did!”

“Ah.”

“So, do you have one?”

“Have what?”

“A banana.”

“Why do you want a banana?”

“To stick up the Dragon’s nose.”

“Why would you want to do that?”

“The vitamin B, combined with whatever it is that makes a banana yellow, causes a dragon's lungs to explode.”

“Ha ha ha! How silly! Who told you that?”

“You did!”

“Ah.”

“So, do you have one?”

“Have what?”

“A banana.”

“Why do you want a banana?”

Fred thought for a moment, as he was known to do from time to time. This conversation was going around in circles and it was getting him nowhere. It was time to formulate a new tactic...

"Uh," he stammered. "Why do you want a banana?" Let's see him get around that!

"I don't," Belboz replied. "You're the one who wants the banana."

Damn! Belboz had him there! "Well, why do I want the banana, then!?"

Good one!

"I don't know, that's why I asked."

Damn! Belboz was obviously a formidable mind! It was going to take every bit of cunning that Fred possessed to get any answers out of this guy! "So you know where one is, then!?"

Take that!

"Know where what is?"

"A banana."

"Why do you want a banana?"

Fred was in way over his head! This guy was too good! He had nothing left in his meager arsenal of wit...

"Fine, you win the battle, old man," Fred said, throwing his arms up in a gesture of surrender. "You win. Ok? Now just tell me where I can find a banana.."

"Why do you want a banana?"

Fred became visibly flustered, a frown creasing his reddening face. "Damn you, Belboz! Away with thee!" Fred had reached his breaking point, and with sword drawn and ready, he lunged at Belboz...

  1. ...Fred vs. Belboz, round 1...

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