Cheddar

"Yes, I'd like a cheddar cheese sandwich. Grilled."

The shop owner scratches his head. "We don't seem to have any cheddar, sir."

"Why, it's the single most popular cheese in the world!"

"Not around these parts, sir."

Fred suddenly realises what is going on. "This is just a lame Monty Python rip-off!" He...

1. pulls out his sword and gives the shop owner what's for (A sensless waste of human life...)
2. settles for whatever cheese the shop owner can scrounge up.
3. walks right behind the counter and stuffs his mouth with whatever cheese he can find.
4. turns around to confront the bumbling Belboz.

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