| Fred screams out: "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage!" 
repeatedly, and the Hansons shrivel up and die. In the swarm of young 
girls emerge -- who else? -- the Smashing Pumpkins!
"You might wonder what we're doing at a Hanson concert," says Billy 
Corgan, the tall bald guy known for the Pumpkins' scratchy sound. 
"Actually, the dragon did it to us. James, our guitarist, tried to kill 
him 
with his soft, nostalgic tunes, while D'Arcy, the bassist, simply tried to 
beat him over the head. This was our punishment. Each of us has a piece of 
priceless information that can help you on your quest to slay the dragon. 
But, we've only got a few minutes; we're playing a charity concert in 
Atlanta tonight." 
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6/4/1999 1:14:35 PM
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