Lord Fred vs. Helga

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 18589

"Good, you're awake," said the shorter one, who had blue hair. "Take a sip of this potion and your throat will be troubled no more." She smiled warmly and handed Fred a vial filled with a purple liquid.

Fred hesitated, he didn't trust potions. Ever since he had experienced a 'bad trip' a few months back and had slaughtered a whole village of monks! In retrospect, he never really blamed himself for the whole bloody incident. It had all taken place in the 3 Kingdoms, where Fred had journeyed on a Holy Pilgrimage to purify and energize his soul before he undertook the task of slaying a Wyrm. They had administered him a "Holy" concoction, a vial with a similar looking liquid, saying that it would 'open the doors of perception' and bring about 'enlightenment'. He didn't remember anything after quaffing the potion, and there no monks who survived the ordeal...so all he knew about the potion's effects was the carnage he had left behind.

Fred shook his head and handed the vial back to the nurse.

"Now, now," the nurse with the blue hair assured Fred with a soothing voice. "Don't be silly, sir knight! You must have use of your vocal chords! Now, open up! Down the hatch!"

Fred struggled with both nurses as they attempted to force the potion down his throat.

"HELGA!" the taller one shouted, relenting her onslaught for a brief moment.

THUD!THUD! THUD!

It sounded as if a monster was approaching! ~Is Helga an elephant!?~ Fred thought. He wasn't too far off, actually.

"YA! ZIS IZ HELGA! VHAT ARE YOU BEINGK IN ZEE NEEDINGK UF!?" A shadow blocked the large, sliding door to the room. In place of the pleasant view a 400 lbs monstrosity of a woman loomed above them.

The shorter nurse with the blue hair handed Helga the vial. "Stubborn patient," she explained.

Helga grinned and spat in her hands. "OH! A FIESTY CUSTOMER, EH?! VELL, VE VILL SEE JUST HOW STUBBORN UND FIESTY HE IZ AFTER HELGA DEAL VITH HIM!"

  1. Fred fought back!
  2. Fred decided that resistance was futile...

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